ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

sluttyoliveoil:

a legend
catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

fionna-andcake:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I

lesserjoke:

The one on the right looks so upset about this development.